This is the place for crappy poetry!

I write haikus. They are not good, but I find it enjoyable. The basic recipe I follow is: write one line with 5 sylables, then a second line with 7 sylables, then finish with a third line of 5 sylables. Try to put a reference to nature in there and make the third line interestingly different. Et Viola, cappy haiku!

When cooking dinner
Onions always get cut last
Tears spoil the soup stock
-November 2024

Such shitty timing
Wedding rings are a bummer
Half hearted laughter
-October 2024

You are fucking gorgeous
Just wanted to drink a beer
Lips don't work right now
-October 2024

The worst day ever
Cheese stuff oozed out of my skull
Sadly not kidding
-September 2024

Windows cracked at night
Constant katydid clicking
Always open eyes
-August 2024

Sightless pups whimper
Hackles raised as the bitch growls
No teat for the runt
-June 2024

Junkies stealing Tide
Cops clear out the Dollar Tree
Bleached "HELP WANTED" sign
-December 2023

Where are you going?
Death is flying this plane
Enjoy your peanuts!
-October 2023

Tug of war of words
Tensions build with the struggle
Our hearts snap like rope
-July 2023

Cracked Branch whipped by winds
Unwilling to see them fall
Yeilds its fledgling seeds
-June 2023